1. Spaghetti sauce makes a surprisingly flattering blush. Just smear all over your cheeks, chin, forehead...anywhere you want a natural glow. Don't be shy. More is always more!
2. Looking to tame your unruly eyebrows? Have a runny nose? Take advantage of nature's abundance. Just a little snot will shellac those puppies in place. No more flyaways!
3. And most importantly, own your "flaws," don't be ashamed of them. A little round in the tummy? Just lift that shirt and show all the boys your beautiful belly.
7. Years. Old.
10 years ago
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ROFL i love it...
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